The "Liberal" Preamble

We the People of the United States progressive-minded citizens of the North American Province of the United Nations, in Order to form a more perfect Union obtain a far groovier chakra, establish Social Justice, get righteous with Mother Earth, insure domestic Tranquility partnerships of any nature, provide for the common defence promotion of peace, free love and a total lack of responsibility, promote the general creation of the Welfare State, and secure the Blessings of Liberty some boss doobage (weed) to for ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America North American Province of the United Nations.

I guess this is why Barack Obama says that the Constitution is a "living breathing organism" that can be changed.